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A Dog Named Buhari and A Hippo Named Patience by Reno Omokri
Really? Is this how low Nigeria has sunk?
About two weeks ago, Chinakwe’s hero, President Muhammadu Buhari, ordered the police to reopen the cold case murder mysteries involving Bola Ige, a former Attorney General of the Federation and Chief Aminasoari Dikibo, a one time ex-Deputy National Chairman, South-South, of the Peoples Democratic Party.
Little or nothing has been heard from the police since that order was given only for Nigeria to wake up to the almost telenovela tale of a dog named Buhari. When they are meant to deliver results, the police is busy delivering activity. Comical activity.
Perhaps what I find most interesting is that a man can be arrested for naming his dog after his hero yet in this very same country no one thought it wrong when the First Lady, Aisha Buhari, called a man, and not just any man, but a governor at that, a ‘mad dog’!
Now I get it! In today’s Nigeria, you can name a man after a dog without consequence but you cannot name a dog after a man without consequences!
Do you see how low Nigeria has fallen? Perhaps our police would like to visit the netherworld to arrest the late English novelist, George Orwell, for naming the pig in his allegorical novel, Animal Farm, after the French Emperor, Napoleon Bonaparte.
Didn’t Chinua Achebe write that “when an adult is in the house, the she-goat is not left to suffer the pains of parturition on its tether.”
But why should I be surprised? Hasn’t Nigeria degenerated to become an ‘Animal Farm’? Just like in Orwell’s novella, we are living in a country where animals have displaced humans.
Why won’t our morals become warped to the extent that we care more for animal rights than for human rights when elders like Professor Wole Soyinka did not see anything wrong in calling the wife of a seating President a ‘Hippopotamus’?
Why won’t our morals go to the dogs when our government is more interested in protecting the rights of cows via grazing reserves rather than protecting the lives of its own citizens by way of prosecuting killer herdsmen, who, as our president assures us, are from ‘Libya’? These marauders, who have killed thousands of innocent Nigerians in the last 18 months have for some reason become so bold even as our security agents have become so timid before them.
And the case of Joe Fortemose Chinakwe exposes a troubling pattern. We seem to have a government that cares more for the right of certain categories of foreigners than for the right of its own citizens.
Why do I say so?
Well consider that the complainant who lodged a complaint with the police against Mr. Chinakwe is allegedly a foreigner from Niger Republic (by the testimony of Mr. Chinakwe). On the strength of a complaint by a foreigner that he feels offended by the name a Nigerian chose to give his dog, the Nigerian police swung into action and became so efficient overnight that it sent its men to fetch the erring Chinakwe and locked him up for his audacity.
Then also consider that the herdsmen (notice I said herdsmen, not Fulani herdsmen) that have killed thousands of Nigerians are said, by no less a personality than our President, to be foreigners from faraway ‘Libya’ and perhaps other nations in between.
Now we have established the pattern. But why is the pattern troubling?
It is troubling because it is beginning to seem that when the interests of Nigerian citizens clash with the interests of certain classes of foreigners, the interest of the foreigner prevails over the interest of the Nigerian.
And there are more instances to prove my hypothesis.
I was recently in Nigeria to preach at a church in Abuja and I noticed that foreigners clear through immigration faster than Nigerian citizens at our airports. At foreign airports the reverse is the case. Citizens clear faster than foreigners.
I am betting that I am not the only one who has experienced this anomaly.
What is it with Nigerians? It is this same attitude that makes us worship anybody with a foreign accent. We do not like ourselves and we like foreigners and yet we expect foreigners to like us.
Foreigners are not fools, you know. They will find it difficult to like us if we do not like ourselves. After all we know ourselves better than they know is, and if we do not like ourselves then that sends a red flag to the foreigner.
And to the Nigerian police, let me say that the popular flutist Tee Mac Omatshola Iseli has a dog named Obasanjo (seriously, he does). Should he also prepare for arrest?
What more can I say? Nigeria never ceases to amaze!
Omokri is the founder of the Mind of Christ Christian Center in California, author of Shunpiking: No Shortcuts to God and Why Jesus Wept and the host of Transformation with Reno Omokri
The Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) and the Republic of Benin Customs have launched a technology-driven system aimed at making cross-border trade between both countries faster, more transparent and easier for traders.
The initiative, known as the Customs Declaration Exchange System (CDES), is designed to connect the operations of the two customs administrations while improving coordinated enforcement and harmonising border procedures.
New Digital System Targets Border Delays
The Comptroller-General of Customs, Adewale Adeniyi, announced the initiative during the Joint Nigeria-Benin Customs meeting on the assessment of the One Stop Border Post at the Seme-Krake border in Lagos State.
The meeting was themed “Leveraging the Nigeria Customs Service Trade Modernisation Project to Advance Seamless Cross-Border Trade and Shared Responsibility.”
Adeniyi said the system is expected to improve interconnectivity between the two customs administrations and establish a framework for more accountable joint governance.
Focus on Women Traders
The Customs chief said the digital system would particularly benefit women who participate in informal cross-border trade.
According to Adeniyi, women account for more than 70 per cent of informal cross-border traders along the corridor. He said many women traders face challenges including harassment, extortion and delays while moving goods across the border.
The CDES is therefore expected to simplify procedures for small consignments and make information about customs requirements available in languages traders can understand.
A dedicated complaint channel is also expected to provide women traders with a way to report cases of poor treatment at the border.
System Could Reduce Repeated Customs Checks
Adeniyi said one of the major measures of the system’s success would be whether traders and transporters could avoid unnecessary duplication of customs procedures.
He gave the example of a truck carrying goods from Cotonou to Lagos, saying the objective was for it to clear the border once rather than undergo repeated processes on both sides.
He also said the system should eventually allow traders to cross the border within an hour rather than spending an entire day dealing with border procedures.
Nigeria, Benin Customs Plan System Interconnectivity
The technical team working on the project has presented processes for deploying the CDES across both countries.
The two administrations are also considering co-locating their customs administrations and systems at the border, which would allow officers on either side to access relevant information and coordinate decisions more effectively.
Adeniyi said connectivity between the systems would be critical to the success of the project.
He added that within about three months, the systems should begin working once the necessary technical connections and administrative cooperation are established.
Benin Customs Expresses Readiness
The Director-General of Customs in Benin Republic, Colonel Raouf Aboudou, expressed confidence in the initiative and pledged his administration’s cooperation.
Aboudou said the system was developed jointly by the two customs administrations and expressed optimism that it would improve trade between Nigeria and Benin.
He stressed that the success of the project would depend on joint commitment rather than policy declarations alone.
Potential Boost for Regional Trade
The initiative could also serve as a model for digital customs cooperation beyond the Nigeria-Benin corridor.
Adeniyi said that once the two countries achieve full interoperability, they would have created a possible template for online border crossings across ECOWAS and the wider African continent.
The move also aligns with broader efforts by West African customs administrations to harmonise procedures, strengthen digital interoperability and improve coordinated risk management.
For traders and transporters operating along the busy Nigeria-Benin corridor, the expected benefits include fewer delays, clearer customs requirements and more predictable border procedures.
The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has approached Nigeria’s Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) for assistance in investigating the alleged mismanagement and diversion of funds released for US-backed health programmes in the country.
The investigation is expected to focus on organisations that received funding under programmes supported by the United States Agency for International Development (USAID), particularly projects targeting HIV/AIDS and tuberculosis interventions.
FBI Seeks EFCC’s Assistance
The request was reportedly made during a meeting between officials of the FBI and EFCC in Lagos as both countries seek to strengthen cooperation on financial crimes involving international funds.
According to EFCC spokesperson Dele Oyewale, the request was presented by Macus Maccain, Assistant Law Enforcement Attaché of the FBI, during a visit to the office of Bawa Kaltungo, the EFCC Acting Zonal Director in Lagos.
Maccain said the engagement was aimed at strengthening collaboration between the two agencies and supporting investigations into financial irregularities linked to organisations that implemented US-funded programmes in Nigeria.
Probe Focuses on Funds Left After Programme Terminations
The investigation is particularly concerned with funds that remained with implementing organisations after some USAID-supported programmes were discontinued.
According to the FBI official, investigators want to establish how such funds were managed and whether any financial misconduct occurred following the termination of the programmes.
The development follows major changes to US foreign assistance programmes under the Donald Trump administration, which resulted in the cancellation, suspension or termination of several USAID activities.
Nigeria was among the countries where USAID had supported major health interventions over the years, including HIV testing, treatment and care, as well as tuberculosis prevention, diagnosis and treatment.
US Audits Raise Further Questions
The investigation comes amid continuing financial scrutiny of organisations that managed USAID resources in Nigeria.
Recent audits listed by the USAID Office of Inspector General included programmes managed by the KNCV Tuberculosis Foundation Nigeria and Georgetown Global Health Nigeria.
These reviews have added to questions surrounding the administration and accounting of donor-funded programmes after money was released to implementing partners.
US Officials Raise Concerns Over Budgets
During the meeting with EFCC officials, Jeremy Kennon, a Special Agent with the Office of Inspector General of the US Department of State, said the United States and Nigeria had previously entered into agreements to fund HIV and tuberculosis interventions.
He explained that several organisations were involved in delivering healthcare services under the programmes, including the establishment of one-stop centres where people living with HIV could access treatment and related services.
Kennon said reviews of some programmes had raised concerns about inflated budgets and other financial irregularities in Kano State and other parts of Nigeria.
He added that the concerns were not limited to Nigeria but stressed that US authorities were interested in tracing how funds were handled by organisations connected to the affected programmes.
EFCC to Trace Movement of Funds
The EFCC has assured the US delegation that it will give the matter the necessary attention.
Kaltungo, who received the delegation on behalf of EFCC Chairman Ola Olukoyede, said the commission would investigate the allegations across the states where the affected organisations operated.
Investigators are expected to trace the movement of the funds and identify their ultimate beneficiaries where necessary. The agencies also expressed interest in developing a longer-term relationship focused on information sharing and access to financial records.
The investigation could therefore involve examining transactions from organisations that received USAID funds to other beneficiaries or accounts where investigators consider such tracing necessary.
No Finding of Diversion Yet
The investigation does not, at this stage, establish that USAID funds were unlawfully diverted.
Rather, US and Nigerian authorities are examining allegations and financial concerns surrounding how funds were administered, particularly after some programmes were terminated.
The outcome of the investigation will determine whether any individuals or organisations should face further action over suspected financial misconduct.
The Federal Government has begun moves to operationalise 112 as Nigeria’s single national emergency number, with the aim of giving citizens one toll-free line to access emergency assistance across the country.
The development follows the approval by the National Economic Council (NEC) of 112 as the unified emergency number across all levels of government and relevant response agencies.
FG Sets Roadmap for Nationwide Rollout
Vice President Kashim Shettima has directed relevant government agencies and stakeholders to develop a comprehensive operational roadmap for the nationwide implementation of the emergency number.
A committee comprising the Nigeria Police Force (NPF), Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC), National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA), Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) and other relevant agencies has been constituted to finalise the roadmap and standard operating procedures.
The plan will subsequently be presented to the NEC for formal endorsement.
One Number for Different Emergencies
Under the proposed unified system, Nigerians would no longer need to determine which emergency agency to contact before seeking help.
The 112 system is designed to provide access to the appropriate response for situations including security incidents, road accidents, fires, medical emergencies, natural disasters and other life-threatening situations.
Inspector-General of Police Olatunji Rilwan Disu said the adoption of a single emergency number would provide citizens with a simpler and more reliable way to seek urgent assistance.
FG Seeks Faster Emergency Response
The Federal Government said the initiative is intended to address fragmentation within Nigeria’s emergency response system, where different agencies and jurisdictions have historically operated through separate channels.
At the NEC meeting in April, Shettima said Nigerians facing emergencies needed a rapid response rather than bureaucratic delays. The council consequently approved 112 as part of efforts to create a more coordinated national emergency-response framework.
The government’s latest roadmap is expected to clarify responsibilities among participating agencies, establish operating standards and set milestones for implementation.
NCC Has Established Emergency Communication Centres
The NCC has already established about 35 Emergency Communications Centres (ECCs) across the country to support the national emergency response system.
NCC officials, however, have stressed that the success of the initiative will depend on stronger cooperation among state governments and emergency-response agencies.
The commission has also called for the maintenance of communications infrastructure already deployed and greater integration between the police, ambulance services, fire services and disaster-response agencies.
112 Already Exists, But FG Wants a Unified System
Although 112 is not a completely new emergency code in Nigeria, the current reform seeks to make it the single, coordinated national emergency lifeline.
Government officials have acknowledged that challenges including connectivity, management of Emergency Communication Centres and public awareness have affected the effectiveness of the existing system.
A government report earlier in 2026 found that about 80 per cent of states could access 112, while connectivity and awareness remained challenges.
The latest initiative is therefore focused not simply on assigning a number, but on ensuring that calls placed to 112 result in coordinated and timely responses.
Committee to Finalise Implementation
Stakeholders involved in the rollout include the police, NCC, NEMA, FRSC and other emergency-response institutions.
The government says the committee will develop the operational framework and standard operating procedures required to make 112 function as a reliable nationwide emergency service.
Once fully implemented, the system is expected to give Nigerians a single point of contact when they require urgent assistance.
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