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A Dog Named Buhari and A Hippo Named Patience by Reno Omokri

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I never believed that true life is stranger than fiction until I read the case of Joe Fortemose Chinakwe, the young man who named his dog after his hero, Buhari, only to be arrested and detained by the Nigerian Police on the excuse that his actions were likely to breach the prevailing peace in his community of Sango-Ota, Ogun State.

Really? Is this how low Nigeria has sunk? 

About two weeks ago, Chinakwe’s hero, President Muhammadu Buhari, ordered the police to reopen the cold case murder mysteries involving Bola Ige, a former Attorney General of the Federation and Chief Aminasoari Dikibo, a one time ex-Deputy National Chairman, South-South, of the Peoples Democratic Party.

Little or nothing has been heard from the police since that order was given only for Nigeria to wake up to the almost telenovela tale of a dog named Buhari. When they are meant to deliver results, the police is busy delivering activity. Comical activity.

Perhaps what I find most interesting is that a man can be arrested for naming his dog after his hero yet in this very same country no one thought it wrong when the First Lady, Aisha Buhari, called a man, and not just any man, but a governor at that, a ‘mad dog’!

Now I get it! In today’s Nigeria, you can name a man after a dog without consequence but you cannot name a dog after a man without consequences!

Do you see how low Nigeria has fallen? Perhaps our police would like to visit the netherworld to arrest the late English novelist, George Orwell, for naming the pig in his allegorical novel, Animal Farm, after the French Emperor, Napoleon Bonaparte.

Didn’t Chinua Achebe write that “when an adult is in the house, the she-goat is not left to suffer the pains of parturition on its tether.”

But why should I be surprised? Hasn’t Nigeria degenerated to become an ‘Animal Farm’? Just like in Orwell’s novella, we are living in a country where animals have displaced humans.

Why won’t our morals become warped to the extent that we care more for animal rights than for human rights when elders like Professor Wole Soyinka did not see anything wrong in calling the wife of a seating President a ‘Hippopotamus’?

Why won’t our morals go to the dogs when our government is more interested in protecting the rights of cows via grazing reserves rather than protecting the lives of its own citizens by way of prosecuting killer herdsmen, who, as our president assures us, are from ‘Libya’? These marauders, who have killed thousands of innocent Nigerians in the last 18 months have for some reason become so bold even as our security agents have become so timid before them.

And the case of Joe Fortemose Chinakwe exposes a troubling pattern. We seem to have a government that cares more for the right of certain categories of foreigners than for the right of its own citizens.

Why do I say so?

Well consider that the complainant who lodged a complaint with the police against Mr. Chinakwe is allegedly a foreigner from Niger Republic (by the testimony of Mr. Chinakwe). On the strength of a complaint by a foreigner that he feels offended by the name a Nigerian chose to give his dog, the Nigerian police swung into action and became so efficient overnight that it sent its men to fetch the erring Chinakwe and locked him up for his audacity.

Then also consider that the herdsmen (notice I said herdsmen, not Fulani herdsmen) that have killed thousands of Nigerians are said, by no less a personality than our President, to be foreigners from faraway ‘Libya’ and perhaps other nations in between.

Now we have established the pattern. But why is the pattern troubling?

It is troubling because it is beginning to seem that when the interests of Nigerian citizens clash with the interests of certain classes of foreigners, the interest of the foreigner prevails over the interest of the Nigerian.

And there are more instances to prove my hypothesis.

I was recently in Nigeria to preach at a church in Abuja and I noticed that foreigners clear through immigration faster than Nigerian citizens at our airports. At foreign airports the reverse is the case. Citizens clear faster than foreigners.

I am betting that I am not the only one who has experienced this anomaly.

What is it with Nigerians? It is this same attitude that makes us worship anybody with a foreign accent. We do not like ourselves and we like foreigners and yet we expect foreigners to like us.

Foreigners are not fools, you know. They will find it difficult to like us if we do not like ourselves. After all we know ourselves better than they know is, and if we do not like ourselves then that sends a red flag to the foreigner.

And to the Nigerian police, let me say that the popular flutist Tee Mac Omatshola Iseli has a dog named Obasanjo (seriously, he does). Should he also prepare for arrest?

What more can I say? Nigeria never ceases to amaze!

Omokri is the founder of the Mind of Christ Christian Center in California, author of Shunpiking: No Shortcuts to God and Why Jesus Wept and the host of Transformation with Reno Omokri

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NUT Declares Indefinite Strike in Oyo Over Abducted Teachers, Pupils

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The Nigeria Union of Teachers (NUT), Oyo State Wing, has directed all public primary and secondary school teachers in the state to embark on an indefinite strike beginning Monday, June 1, 2026, over the continued captivity of abducted teachers and pupils in Oriire Local Government Area.
The directive follows growing concerns about the safety and security of teachers and students after 46 pupils and their teachers were reportedly abducted by suspected terrorists in the Ahoro-Esinele and Yawota communities.
In a statement jointly signed by the Chairman of the Oyo State NUT, Hassan Fatai, and the Secretary, Salami Olukayode, the union said the prolonged detention of the victims has generated fear and anxiety among teachers, discouraged school attendance, and heightened tension within affected communities.
According to the union, the strike action is aimed at drawing the attention of government authorities and security agencies to the urgent need to intensify efforts toward the safe and unconditional release of the abducted teachers and pupils.
The NUT directed all teachers in public primary and secondary schools across Oyo State to fully comply with the industrial action and remain at home pending further directives from the union.

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Nigeria is Open For Business With Türkiye, Minister Alake Declares in Bold Economic Pitch

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There is a confidence in the air around Nigeria’s economic diplomacy right now, and Minister of Solid Minerals Development Dele Alake has given it one of its clearest expressions yet. In a declaration that carries both symbolic and strategic weight, Alake has stated unequivocally that Nigeria is ready for business with Türkiye — an assertion delivered not as diplomatic pleasantry but as a direct investment pitch to one of the world’s most aggressively expanding emerging market economies. The statement marks another deliberate step in Nigeria’s ongoing effort to diversify its international economic partnerships beyond traditional Western allies and pivot toward relationships that carry mutual industrial ambition.

The timing of Alake’s declaration is not accidental. Türkiye, under President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, has spent the better part of the last decade positioning itself as a bridge economy — a nation with the manufacturing capacity, infrastructure expertise, construction capability, and geopolitical dexterity to operate simultaneously across Africa, Asia, the Middle East, and Europe. For Nigeria, a country sitting atop vast untapped mineral wealth and facing the urgent need for industrial investment, technical partnerships, and value-chain development across its extractive sectors, Türkiye represents exactly the kind of partner whose interests and capabilities align with what Lagos, Abuja, and the broader Nigerian economy currently need.

Alake’s portfolio is central to this conversation. Nigeria’s solid minerals sector — home to deposits of lithium, gold, iron ore, coal, bitumen, and dozens of other commercially valuable resources — has for decades been chronically underexploited, leaving enormous economic potential buried in the ground while the country remained disproportionately dependent on crude oil revenues. The Tinubu administration has made diversification away from oil one of its loudest economic commitments, and solid minerals have been identified as a primary frontier for that diversification. Turkish companies, many of which have deep experience in mining, construction materials, and industrial processing, are among the potential partners that could help Nigeria unlock that frontier at scale and speed.

Beyond solid minerals, the Nigeria-Türkiye relationship has room to grow across trade, manufacturing, agriculture, and defence — sectors in which Turkish firms have already established significant footprints across other parts of Africa. Countries like Somalia, Ethiopia, and Sudan have deepened their ties with Ankara in ways that have yielded tangible infrastructure and capacity outcomes, and Nigerian policymakers are clearly keen to ensure that West Africa’s largest economy is not left behind in what is shaping up to be a meaningful continental realignment of partnerships.

Alake’s message to Türkiye is ultimately a message to the world: that Nigeria is not waiting to be discovered, but actively knocking on doors, making the case for investment, and signalling to serious business partners that the continent’s most populous nation is open, willing, and prepared. Whether Turkish capital and expertise follow that invitation into the solid minerals sector and beyond will be one of the more interesting bilateral stories to watch in the months ahead.

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Eid Travel: Federal Government Orders Immediate Reopening of Abuja-Kaduna-Kano Road Sections For Festive Rush

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With the Eid celebrations drawing near and millions of Nigerians preparing to make the journey home to be with family, the Federal Government has stepped in with a directive that will bring considerable relief to travellers along one of the country’s most critical and most talked-about road corridors. The government has ordered the reopening of key sections of the Abuja-Kaduna-Kano road, a highway that connects three of Nigeria’s most populated and economically significant cities, and whose partial closure had been a source of frustration, anxiety, and genuine hardship for commuters, commercial drivers, and residents who depend on it daily.

The Abuja-Kaduna-Kano corridor is not simply a road — it is a lifeline. It is the artery through which goods, people, and commerce flow between the Federal Capital Territory and the commercial heartland of northern Nigeria, and any disruption along its length sends ripples through the economies and daily lives of communities spread across hundreds of kilometres. The decision to reopen sections of the highway ahead of the Eid travel period reflects a recognition by the authorities that the festive season demands not just celebration but infrastructure that is equal to the moment — roads that can carry the weight of a nation moving.

The reopening order comes as security concerns and ongoing rehabilitation works had kept portions of the corridor restricted or entirely off-limits to civilian traffic, forcing travellers onto longer alternative routes that added hours to journeys and exposed them to additional risks along less patrolled roads. For the millions of northern Nigerians and residents of the FCT who will be travelling for Eid-el-Kabir, the news lands as both a practical convenience and a symbolic gesture from a government that has faced sustained criticism over the state of federal roads and the safety conditions along major national highways.

Relevant government agencies, including the Federal Ministry of Works and the Federal Road Safety Corps, are expected to deploy personnel along the corridor to manage traffic flow, enforce safety regulations, and respond swiftly to any incidents that arise during what is traditionally one of the busiest travel periods on Nigerian roads. The FRSC in particular has historically ramped up its operations during Eid and Christmas travel seasons, and indications suggest that this year will see a similarly heightened presence along the Abuja-Kaduna-Kano route to ensure that the reopening translates into a smooth and safe experience for road users.

For the average Nigerian heading north to celebrate Eid with loved ones, the message from the Federal Government is simple: the road is open, travel safely, and enjoy the celebration. Whether the infrastructure holds up to the volume of traffic that the festive period will inevitably bring is a question that will be answered in real time — but for now, the directive is welcome news in a season that, above all else, is about coming home.

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